Follow all of these directions exactly. No substitutions. No changes.
Ingredients:
your hair
his hair
her hair
his blood
your blood
blood of the enemy
three dead hearts- Disclaimer: These cannot be animal hearts or child hearts. They must vary from the youngest to the oldest person he would cheat on you with. They should all be female hearts if he would be cheating on you with a female.
cigarettes smoked by you and him
his fluids- interpret as you will
Directions:
Mix it all in an electric mixer.
Add it to a cake mix.
Feed him the cake.
Feed her the cake.
If they don’t get sick, they’re cheating.
DON’T EAT THE CAKE.