Put on a hoodie.
Turn on the laptop.
Spread out your notes.
Kick out your roommate.
Start to write a bullshit intro.
Turn up the thermostat every time the air kicks on.
Write half of the first paragraph.
Roommate comes back; put on headphones.
Write half a sentence, pack your things, and go to the study lounge.
Finish the first page and a half.
Drink excessive amounts of water.
Write a paragraph.
Make the fifth page drag on.
Repeat yourself on the sixth page.
Bullshit a page-long conclusion and celebrate with dinner.