Put on a hoodie.

Turn on the laptop.

Spread out your notes.

Kick out your roommate.

Start to write a bullshit intro.

Turn up the thermostat every time the air kicks on.

Write half of the first paragraph.

Roommate comes back; put on headphones.

Write half a sentence, pack your things, and go to the study lounge.

Finish the first page and a half.

Drink excessive amounts of water.

Write a paragraph.

Pee break.


Pee break.

Make the fifth page drag on.

Repeat yourself on the sixth page.

Bullshit a page-long conclusion and celebrate with dinner.



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